Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Husbandly Duty

My wife told me I had to write something on this blog since she is on vacation.

So, all the crafts you see on this site usually involve me drilling something, smelling paint in my house, cleaning up Abbey's mess when she leaves a table and cardboard for her projects outside our house so that all the neighbors can see and think we don't maintain our property, rolling my eyes when she buys $40 worth of knobs just so she can bring them all home to inspect, or putting up with lines like, "Isn't this cuuuuute?!?!"

I have no interest in her projects, but I have plenty of interest in her. She's pretty and fixes me dinner.

In personal news, I fell off the bed two nights ago. I dropped pretty hard and knocked all the glasses and gum off my nightstand. I thought I broke my back.
I think I fell because my wife wasn't in the bed with me, so I lost perspective. I probably would have just slept on the floor, but I didn't want a cockroach to crawl into my mouth again while I was asleep (it happened a couple of years ago).

In conclusion, I am half-useless without my wife around.
I hope I get some brownies or something when she gets back. I surely don't know how to make any of that stuff.


Design A-Peele said...

HAHAHA! Wow. I just laughed out loud at work. You've got a funny husband!

Tiffany said...
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Tiffany said...

While not as inspiring as her posts, it was certainly very funny....and a tad gross. Hope she's back home with you soon.